As you may know we live in Henderson, NV. The average temperature in the summer here is well over 100 degrees. In order to combat the oppressive heat we've decided to build a pool in our backyard. However we cannot afford it by ourselves and therefore implore you to help us with the cost. We received a conservative bid from Oasiscape for $41,098.
With your donation you'll receive the right to enjoy the pool almost anytime (Monica will decide).
Please help us survive the summer!
Sincerely,
Tyler Murset

Ok, we probably won't be getting a pool this summer. The spa is built into the ridiculous slope/berm that is our backyard. The pool would be much cheaper if it weren't for that.
The guy that owns Oasiscape advertised with me so I had him come over. It's fun to dream right??
Maybe he and I will do some trade...


6 comments:
I HATE that dern berm!! BLAH!
-Monica
If you had the pool then you'd basically have no yard? Right? You can always come over here. No one is ever at our pool. Maybe we could make you an extra key!
Perhaps you should have thought of that before you moved onto the surface of the sun...
You could create avatars for the three of you and have them swim in the pool. I wish I had an extra $43,000 to contribute!
Easiest thing to do is have the city move the road further away from your house so you can have room to build an addition to the house so you can have a place for the theater.
Wait.
You said you wanted a pool? Oh, nevermind. Boring
You can come visit us anytime. There are 5 large pools in our subdivision. Our HOA dues are waaaay less than $43,000.
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